Tuesday, March 1, 2011

What Liars Should Do.

One thing I hate pretty much mo0re than anything else is people who, while in a position of power or authority, lie to me. I have only one thing to say to them, and that is this: you should go out into an open field, somewhere near an African banana plantation, where the overlord is a white man, and the paid bosses are African, but are pretty white, really, until it comes to the one word that they hate just as much as their slave-proper brothers, especially when it comes from a white man's mouth, which is nigger, and which you should scream as loudly and consistently, in their general direction, until they all hear you, and are coming for you in droves, with guns and spears and all kinds of evil nasty bad shit, and they shoot you, and stab and poke you, but not enough to make you die, just enough to make you pass out for a while, and when you wake up, you will find yourself buried from the neck-down in dirt, with African shit all over your head, as well as cow's blood and honey mead made from calf's blood and urine and rotten milk, which, if you drank it, you might get really good and fucked-up and not notice the Red African Man Eating Fire Ants who are quickly crawling over the ground towards you, but you can't drink it, no, you can't drink ANYTHING because, like I said, you are buried from the neck-up in solid dirt, and therefore can't move your limbs and soon you will be devoured slowly by the ants while the African's fuck your wife and children in front of your eyes. That is what people in power who lie to me should do.

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